hahaha

like nothing happened

the place effectively closed for an hour

speaking of closed for an hour one of our only freeways into downtown got shut down for like 6 hours today because some blockhead got killed on it in a car crash

what a fucking joker

it shockingly didnt mess up my commute home which was good

also my lifting straps I forgot at the gym didnt get stolen this time and I was able to get them back

If you download the dominos app you can take pictures of any pizza and get 10 points towards a free 2 topping medium pizza which you need 60 points for. You can actually just take photos of pictures of pizza on your computer screen. You can only do it once every 48 hours but hey, free pizza in 12 days

That's stealing!

its accelerationism

I've had nothing but people telling me "this is why you need to get a flu shot"

frick them

"this is why you should just be gay"

[chews plastic]

I hate when people say that

"Durrr if you h8 w*men just be gay."

nigga no it don't work that way

YOU are gay!

"get the flu shot then you won't be sick for a week out of the year you'll just be gay and retarded longterm"

wow I never considered this option

its a good trade trust me

I like the idea of women, I just dont like what we got

hello uie

when you tell women about pair bonding half of them don't even believe you

the other half starts hyperventilating

I need mental help

same

but not mental i just need someone to take my math class for me

@B|ack|ce Tumeric gang

PURE

Where do you buy your suppies at

I need sone sleep

But 8pm is 2 early

walmart lol

that chart is hilarious

bob is a pedophile

um no sweaty its called an hebephile

Hey guys sorry I'm late to the protest are we still pissed off about...chet cavinaugh?