full of illegals

thats a redundant statement

I get sick literally like once a year

the worst I saw when I had to ride the bus was some lady just ralph for no reason

Getting my one for the year

sucks because I can't do anything I would normally do as a preventative measure like lift or cold shower bc I have a fever

one time a few years ago I was walking up to the bus stop and a dude waiting there just randomly lurched over and projectile vomited then immediately after he resumed with his activities as if nothing had ever happened

it made me lol

thats called a champion

when I was drunk in college, I was a professional at the business vomit

I thought it was cool how he just stood in front of his vomit and didn't give a shit

An old guy came to my work once and just had projectile diarrhea, walked inside, and walked around just tracing it along as he shopped

hahaha

like nothing happened

the place effectively closed for an hour

speaking of closed for an hour one of our only freeways into downtown got shut down for like 6 hours today because some blockhead got killed on it in a car crash

what a fucking joker

it shockingly didnt mess up my commute home which was good

also my lifting straps I forgot at the gym didnt get stolen this time and I was able to get them back

If you download the dominos app you can take pictures of any pizza and get 10 points towards a free 2 topping medium pizza which you need 60 points for. You can actually just take photos of pictures of pizza on your computer screen. You can only do it once every 48 hours but hey, free pizza in 12 days

That's stealing!

its accelerationism

I've had nothing but people telling me "this is why you need to get a flu shot"

frick them

"this is why you should just be gay"

[chews plastic]

I hate when people say that

"Durrr if you h8 w*men just be gay."

nigga no it don't work that way

YOU are gay!

"get the flu shot then you won't be sick for a week out of the year you'll just be gay and retarded longterm"

wow I never considered this option

its a good trade trust me

I like the idea of women, I just dont like what we got

hello uie

when you tell women about pair bonding half of them don't even believe you

the other half starts hyperventilating

I need mental help

same

but not mental i just need someone to take my math class for me