Message from @B|ack|ce
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I can only imagine where your at the buses are a petri dish of death
I live in a city
buses are crummy in general
full of illegals
thats a redundant statement
I get sick literally like once a year
the worst I saw when I had to ride the bus was some lady just ralph for no reason
Getting my one for the year
sucks because I can't do anything I would normally do as a preventative measure like lift or cold shower bc I have a fever
one time a few years ago I was walking up to the bus stop and a dude waiting there just randomly lurched over and projectile vomited then immediately after he resumed with his activities as if nothing had ever happened
it made me lol
thats called a champion
when I was drunk in college, I was a professional at the business vomit
I thought it was cool how he just stood in front of his vomit and didn't give a shit
An old guy came to my work once and just had projectile diarrhea, walked inside, and walked around just tracing it along as he shopped
hahaha
like nothing happened
the place effectively closed for an hour
speaking of closed for an hour one of our only freeways into downtown got shut down for like 6 hours today because some blockhead got killed on it in a car crash
what a fucking joker
also my lifting straps I forgot at the gym didnt get stolen this time and I was able to get them back
If you download the dominos app you can take pictures of any pizza and get 10 points towards a free 2 topping medium pizza which you need 60 points for. You can actually just take photos of pictures of pizza on your computer screen. You can only do it once every 48 hours but hey, free pizza in 12 days
That's stealing!
its accelerationism
I've had nothing but people telling me "this is why you need to get a flu shot"
frick them
"this is why you should just be gay"
[chews plastic]
I hate when people say that
"Durrr if you h8 w*men just be gay."
nigga no it don't work that way
YOU are gay!
"get the flu shot then you won't be sick for a week out of the year you'll just be gay and retarded longterm"
wow I never considered this option
its a good trade trust me
I like the idea of women, I just dont like what we got
hello uie
when you tell women about pair bonding half of them don't even believe you
the other half starts hyperventilating