Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 554457003796332551


2019-03-11 00:05:09 UTC  

a couple of years ago

2019-03-11 00:05:14 UTC  

or was that his faggot bf

2019-03-11 00:05:25 UTC  

Is there a service where I can pay a girl to make fun of how much of a failure I am

2019-03-11 00:06:02 UTC  

paypigs and the findom community

2019-03-11 00:10:10 UTC  

so the perk for this month's qboda big whigs is 500 bonus points

2019-03-11 00:10:21 UTC  

but since they're cheap fucking jews it's only good for today

2019-03-11 00:10:39 UTC  

basically forcing myself to eat qdoba today for those sweet bonus points

2019-03-11 00:10:58 UTC  

Qdoba is just Chipotle but literally exactly the fucking same.

2019-03-11 00:11:07 UTC  

except no diarreah

2019-03-11 00:11:28 UTC  

qdoba > chipotle violent diarreha

2019-03-11 00:12:01 UTC  

I've gotten diarreha from neither and both taste the exact same to me.

2019-03-11 00:12:39 UTC  

qdoba doesnt taste as good

2019-03-11 00:12:42 UTC  

but its still good

2019-03-11 00:12:48 UTC  

is there a service where I can pay someone to eat my shit!!!!

2019-03-11 00:13:14 UTC  

plomp plomp

2019-03-11 00:13:16 UTC  

mmmmm

2019-03-11 00:13:22 UTC  

*licks lips*

2019-03-11 00:13:27 UTC  

yum yum yum

2019-03-11 00:14:04 UTC  

*brrrrp*

2019-03-11 00:14:11 UTC  

usually when something tastes bad it's good for you

2019-03-11 00:14:16 UTC  

especially shit

2019-03-11 00:14:27 UTC  

If u eat it u become hot

2019-03-11 00:14:30 UTC  

i wouldn't be surprised if chipotle doesn't put flavor enhancers in your food so you come back

2019-03-11 00:14:41 UTC  

they do that already dumb as

2019-03-11 00:14:48 UTC  

u don't know???

2019-03-11 00:15:07 UTC  

we was talking about that 15 yrs ago

2019-03-11 00:15:13 UTC  

how about

2019-03-11 00:15:21 UTC  

I put dick enhancer on my dick

2019-03-11 00:15:26 UTC  

so ur mom comes back

2019-03-11 00:16:51 UTC  

chad

2019-03-11 00:17:18 UTC  

works great for your sister too she begs for my cock

2019-03-11 00:17:51 UTC  
2019-03-11 00:33:58 UTC  

Epic gamer moment

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/554461985509605407/1552179946357.jpg

2019-03-11 00:45:29 UTC  

David Brock was a part of pizza gate his former BF was James Alefantis, OWNER of Comet Ping Pong

2019-03-11 00:50:12 UTC  

yeah

2019-03-11 00:50:19 UTC  

hes also one of them

2019-03-11 00:55:05 UTC  

>conservative

2019-03-11 00:55:10 UTC  

>homosexual

2019-03-11 00:56:47 UTC  

Jockel, der Gartenteichspringbrunnen