Message from @Jejune
Discord ID: 557742642973114370
got sucked in by Nick's twitch last night
which didn't end until 4am
oh fuck you discord I want to post the sanae copypasta
Biggest SLUT! SANA-E~~~~ KOCHIYA!!~~~~~W(`0`)W
Now /jp/ NEETs aren't girls, so you won't be getting that absolutely angelic view from below the stadium like you did with the lovely Prisimriver sisters but It'll be entertaining nonetheless, but that's enough chitchat
Take it away!
Ooooooooh Sa-na-e~
Oh how you make the dicks of
Many rise strongly~!
I wouldn't touch you~ for you're-
A fil-thy slut~~~!
Say what you wish about pur-(pure)
-ity fags~ but
They choose what's best for their fu-
-ture children---(^○^) San'
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You're just a slut---
The children of /jp/ NEETS
Deserve better than-
A whore that has been fucked by
More men than she
Can count on six hands alone-----(*^^*)
/jp/ NEET de-
-fend ants should have a mother
That hasn't been filled
With more than one uniqe male
Dick- but fairies
Are the onaholes of Gen-
-sokyo ne?*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*
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You try to blame----
Cute girls like Sakuyan and
Yuu-ka-chaaaan~~~~ but
It is all you trying to
Cover up your
slut-tish crimes but
You can not hurt those two
With simple words
Lie all you want~~~
But know this-- you can not run
From your slut-tish times
The villagers
Coming all over you- your
Tits, thighs, ass, and
Face-- the Mountains of Pleasure
Of cum-ming in-
-side, that you provided for
The unfortun-
-ate anons destined for the
Wizard curse which
Is a crime and a blessing
For those who e-
-scaped its terrible horrors---Σ（・□・；）Ａｎｏｎ１－Ａｇｅ：２９ Σ（・□・；）Ａｎｏｎ２－Ａｇｅ：２９ Σ（・□・；）!!!Ａｎｏｎ３－Ａｇｅ：２９
Sorry Sanae, but you wouldn't make a great parent. Not with those sultry and dark actions on your behavior record.
*throws mic into crowd*
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Thank you-
Thank you-
Thank you-
Thank you Sanae Kochiya for being the huge cumguzzling slut who fucks all night we know you to be.
*applause*
*bows*
*walks off stage in the opposite direction towards the door of Sanae who is blushing furiously while sucking some dudes dick under the table*
*right as you look back towards the stage, you can hear someone very loudly slap Sanae on the butt*
It might be nice to have a few thousand rounds fucking Sanae but think. Do you really want to cum all over her tits after she sucks you off or cumming inside of her well used and surprisingly tight cunny until you realize she's on birth control and if you wnat to her to have your kids, you'll have to worry about the another smegma cell remaining from the last faggots dick that entered her nether region- or rather cum inside her usually clean anus?
Nothing good will come of it. You'll go back to being you, and she'll go back to being who she is. But that can't be possible. She's fucking 24/7.
damn
Some like to defend her sluttish actions but hey, your delusions, not mine.
I don't know why you're mad. Act like a slut and you will be seen and treated as one. Actions don't magically disappear. Once a slut, always a slut.
*leaves building and flies home to find fairies sleeping on the couch*
Locks work people. Keep a lock on your bedroom door. When you're playing video games. It's even better when the power switch is in your room so you can play as long as you want.
Be sure to change the door and locks too so it can't be axed to death.
Remember, fairies are generally weak. Make your doors and windows hard to open.
The harder it is for fairies to get in, the better. That wa, they're less likely to walk in, take your shit, leave or fuck everything up and run off into the bushes to stalk you.
I sometimes let Fairies in to play multiplayer if they're watching through the windows, I just tell them to leave when finished. They're really polite. More polite than you think, but they can be real assholes to boot. Luckily enough the fairies I meet are well behaved and become kickass players after a short while.
If you can fly, Danmaku is a good game choice. But the fairy might.. Let's not think about that.
Take it easy /jp/. *see you space cowboy pose*
imma copypasta my system specs
System Information report written at: 03/19/19 20:37:38
System Name: THINKPAD460
[System Summary]
Item Value
OS Name Microsoft Windows 7 Professional
Version 6.1.7601 Service Pack 1 Build 7601
Other OS Description Not Available
OS Manufacturer Microsoft Corporation
System Name THINKPAD460
System Manufacturer LENOVO
System Model 20FMS22200
System Type x64-based PC
Processor Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-6300U CPU @ 2.40GHz, 2401 Mhz, 2 Core(s), 4 Logical Processor(s)
BIOS Version/Date LENOVO R06ET66W (1.40 ), 1/25/2019
SMBIOS Version 2.8
Windows Directory C:\Windows
System Directory C:\Windows\system32
Boot Device \Device\HarddiskVolume1
Locale United States
Hardware Abstraction Layer Version = "6.1.7601.24387"
Time Zone Central Daylight Time
Installed Physical Memory (RAM) 8.00 GB
Total Physical Memory 7.41 GB
yikes
no wonder i can't run fortnite
speaking of things to stress your PC out
Only two political opinions here:
Make me work less
Give me money.
i want both
fuck that looks great
Actually though the 40 hour workweek is bullshit and should have been 32 hour back in the fucking 90s.
Broward county is really weird as fuck and it should be looked into. It's the focal point of all sorts of weird/illegal activity. Blatant voter fraud, that MAGA mail bomber from a few months ago, the Parkland shooting, now this shit. It has to be some kind of glow in the dark community.
yeah and also the birthplace of modern soundcloud rap
spaceghostpurp xxxtentacion kodak ski mask etc were all from broward
florida in general is a psyop
thats the best statement about Florida I ever heard
Florida isn't real.
Its a fake state so Disney can not pay taxes
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After watching that video I’m thinking the only complete part is the castle
Should I buy custom joucons? White ones w snes buttons are sweet
Clear/green are also pretty cool
lol I saw griffith
woah woah
idc but jfc
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