Bro can you not

stop posting chicks with amazing bodies

only post ugly chicks and trannies

^

watching this apple livestream

soyfags need to get to the new iphone se 2

otherwise i'm going to ignore these shitty crying wolf events for stupid news bullshit

"enjoy our curated fake news at your fingertips"

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MAGAZINES ANYMORE

what is this 1995

@Matthew what's apple doing?

are they launching a news aggregator or something?

sucking as usual

i assume they already had a news app

i don't use it

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/livestream/

fun fact: the steve jobs theater is powered by him spinning in his grave

now up: some old childless hag who looks like a tranny and talks like a 14 year old girl

https://tenor.com/5iyq.gif

great apple made a banking app are they going to launch a bank now?

@Matthew how do you know she's childless?

just assuming

don't

most of the high level marketing chicks at my work have huge families

5+ kids

i hate career bitches

they are talking about some kind of new card payment system

maybe Shawn can use this instead of paypal

they already have applePay so I'm guessing it's some kind of an expansion of scope or some step towards becoming a bank

this is all worthless bullshit that no one cares about, apple has been dead for years

they're still incredibly massive revenue wise

never count a company out all it takes is one good CEO to turn things around

Neutron Jack style

now here's some ugly chink to talk about phone games

apple needs to hire anime waifus

hey apple, netflix called and you're 10 years late

this bullshit video service had better not be the main deal

uptalk again

fucking muting this shit

nothing but ugly women being marched out for this shit