"enjoy our curated fake news at your fingertips"

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MAGAZINES ANYMORE

what is this 1995

@Matthew what's apple doing?

are they launching a news aggregator or something?

sucking as usual

i assume they already had a news app

i don't use it

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/livestream/

fun fact: the steve jobs theater is powered by him spinning in his grave

now up: some old childless hag who looks like a tranny and talks like a 14 year old girl

https://tenor.com/5iyq.gif

great apple made a banking app are they going to launch a bank now?

@Matthew how do you know she's childless?

just assuming

don't

most of the high level marketing chicks at my work have huge families

5+ kids

i hate career bitches

they are talking about some kind of new card payment system

maybe Shawn can use this instead of paypal

they already have applePay so I'm guessing it's some kind of an expansion of scope or some step towards becoming a bank

this is all worthless bullshit that no one cares about, apple has been dead for years

they're still incredibly massive revenue wise

never count a company out all it takes is one good CEO to turn things around

Neutron Jack style

now here's some ugly chink to talk about phone games

apple needs to hire anime waifus

hey apple, netflix called and you're 10 years late

this bullshit video service had better not be the main deal

uptalk again

fucking muting this shit

nothing but ugly women being marched out for this shit

majuwanga smok cigerete i like to smok e the smajduwanga smoke the high pot il doobie smoke spliff pass weed eir satvifa or cas cad spliff smoek majarwamga cigre my head hurt the cigrette marjuna make me hungry muchy.

the muhcy give me want to eat bbq bacon wrap beef slider sandwhich tomato pickle onion cheese dip cpotato chip with dip dorito salsa gauc cheeto freeto lay eat a horse AND its hay lamb and goat and duck and swine pork belly pulled pork bbq slider with bbq sauce cook on bbq because the munchy from mogaonga cigrete mak e me want to eat the food munhy apple sausage bacon mushroom delli sandwhich turkey thanskgiving stuffing cranberry blue berry pancake with maple syrup REAL or butter like cheese from the back like on pizza

2 old hags and the guy from the office

Can't get away from fag retardspeek

uptalk

nasal tinge

"I mean? It was *literally* a neonazi tv show? Yeah? Like, these guys were clearly trying to be like edgy?"

fuck these globalist homofags