Message from @GRUMPYGAMER
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So do I quitting soda though overeating is the main problem
I also have a potion for acid reflux/heartburn/high pH level
That would actually help.
Haven't drank soda in 2019
I'm addicted to alka seltzer due to my GERD.
You want uncle grumpy's tonic? I'll give it to ya
Never been a huge soda drinker
cut simple carbs, figure out your BMR and cut 250 calories off from it, work out too if you arent already
what up fellas
Been working out since mid 2018
So what you do is go buy a fuck load of monkfruit extract, and a bottle of aloe Vera drink, the mango seems to mask the taste best
I think with my weight I like, actually have a fast metabolism, but over the past few years I've been outeating my fast metabolism because I'd eat a normal meal and then be like "why am I still hungry????"
you are eating garbo food then
Same lol @Soridu Snaikku
You take like 2 full cups of monkfruit and dump that in a blender with the aloe Vera juice. You also take some good local honey and dump that in there. Put a banana in there. Put like 3/4 extra strength antacid tablets in there (the tums analog from Walmart has tropical flavor ones), then put garlic cloves in there, and a tiny bit of lemon juice and milk
It basically dissolves ulcers and reduces your ph level to relieve heartburn and acid reflux
And it doesn't taste as awful as it sounds
But it legit works
oh fuck dentistry is in here
what's a ulcer
Idk what the medical science behind it is but I know it makes your stomach and throat burn like a mofo
And the lemon juice, garlic, and monkfruit melts that shit
And then the aloe and milk and the banana and honey soothes
its an abssess in your stomach lining caused by irritation
usually due to high acidicy
My Dad tells me I'm going to get a lot of money for inheritance but its probably not going to be enough to retire forever on and also I'm kind of not okay with my favorite grandpa dying for me to get it.
Spend your grandpa bux on steam sales and interactive vr fleshlight
I'm just trying to retire early.
Fuck working.
True that working is gay
People who secure ssdi for some minor affliction and just live simply in the sticks are living the dream
Stealing Israel's money is based and redpilled.
put it in stocks
Making half-Jews rich so the government can steal your money and give it to Israel is cringe.
All my money is already in stocks.
My inheritance is stocks.
And property
It's property in Oklahoma though and even my grandparents acknowledge Oklahoma is a dying state.
Free property is still property