Same lol @Soridu Snaikku

You take like 2 full cups of monkfruit and dump that in a blender with the aloe Vera juice. You also take some good local honey and dump that in there. Put a banana in there. Put like 3/4 extra strength antacid tablets in there (the tums analog from Walmart has tropical flavor ones), then put garlic cloves in there, and a tiny bit of lemon juice and milk

It basically dissolves ulcers and reduces your ph level to relieve heartburn and acid reflux

And it doesn't taste as awful as it sounds

But it legit works

oh fuck dentistry is in here

Just blend that shit up

what's a ulcer

Idk what the medical science behind it is but I know it makes your stomach and throat burn like a mofo

And the lemon juice, garlic, and monkfruit melts that shit

And then the aloe and milk and the banana and honey soothes

its an abssess in your stomach lining caused by irritation

usually due to high acidicy

My Dad tells me I'm going to get a lot of money for inheritance but its probably not going to be enough to retire forever on and also I'm kind of not okay with my favorite grandpa dying for me to get it.

Spend your grandpa bux on steam sales and interactive vr fleshlight

I'm just trying to retire early.

Fuck working.

True that working is gay

People who secure ssdi for some minor affliction and just live simply in the sticks are living the dream

Stealing Israel's money is based and redpilled.

put it in stocks

Making half-Jews rich so the government can steal your money and give it to Israel is cringe.

All my money is already in stocks.

My inheritance is stocks.

And property

It's property in Oklahoma though and even my grandparents acknowledge Oklahoma is a dying state.

Free property is still property

I'd rather live on some free land in Oklahoma than rent a 1br for 900 a month

Well I don't know if I'd live there.

LSD paranoia doesn't allow me to be comfortable anywhere where the closest hospital is an hour away.

I'm talking about how valuable it is.

It's a nice house.

It's just the location.

Muslim immigrants are more welcome than others imo because Muslims are more likely to become a golem to jews

Golem is one of the shittest Pokemon ever this bitch ass nigga dies to Absorb and Water Gun

Salvia was an archon level nightmare

Just got an automated email from Sam Hyde which was a promo for the new KSTV2

Golem was Tier 1 in Gen1 meta

because it hard countered zapdos and moltres

For me it's Rhydon

speed for bulk huh