Kegels are Ronnie's ultimate workout. Back in the day, after being humiliated by Jay Cutler, Ronnie had a revelation with the help of Dr. Phil, then famously pioneered the use of weighted vaginal cones inserted into his anus to great effect. The next time Jay subjected Ronnie to homosexual rape in the gym shower, Ronnie was able to tense his rectum and anal sphincter with sufficient force to detach Jay's penis! He then expelled Jay's penis from his backside at a velocity that damaged a brick wall! Too many people neglect kegels.

https://youtu.be/L3ag3KCTMIc

Really loving these AI commercials

Reminder: women are demons trying to steal your cum

damn dude i woke up smelling terrible

this has been the second week

for whatever reason my nutsack is trying to overthrow the rest of my body in a violent revolution of scent

damn dude

its possessed

just like in Ore no Tama

idk i kinda like it

it's like

idk, this is just so typical me smh lol

I'm gonna make so much money from record store day

Death Grips - steroids is getting a limited release of 3500 copies

but its only 30 bucks on the shelf

🤔

I would get in on this too but sadly I am broke atm

I'll put it on discogs as soon as I get it for 1000 bucks

See if some tard will buy it

Just for funzies

fuck her and chuck her

GOD @ ATHEISTS

the o ring out of space

science will peak once we get the first man to fuck a black hole

The CIA killed Patrice O’Neal

He was right about women

I keep shitting so large my toilet clogs

Need a poop knife

mom found the poopknife

Toe knife

Girls would rather fuck Lucas than you

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But anon

I am Lucas

I miss Lucas

I don't care about the haters. They are fags. He is not even the bad in comparison to other groomers.