Message from @ßcuzzy
Discord ID: 566279933769285632
Im going to marry this girl
its worth it
I will have a child in the next year
Kegels are Ronnie's ultimate workout. Back in the day, after being humiliated by Jay Cutler, Ronnie had a revelation with the help of Dr. Phil, then famously pioneered the use of weighted vaginal cones inserted into his anus to great effect. The next time Jay subjected Ronnie to homosexual rape in the gym shower, Ronnie was able to tense his rectum and anal sphincter with sufficient force to detach Jay's penis! He then expelled Jay's penis from his backside at a velocity that damaged a brick wall! Too many people neglect kegels.
Really loving these AI commercials
Reminder: women are demons trying to steal your cum
damn dude i woke up smelling terrible
this has been the second week
for whatever reason my nutsack is trying to overthrow the rest of my body in a violent revolution of scent
damn dude
its possessed
just like in Ore no Tama
idk i kinda like it
it's like
idk, this is just so typical me smh lol
I'm gonna make so much money from record store day
but its only 30 bucks on the shelf
🤔
I would get in on this too but sadly I am broke atm
I'll put it on discogs as soon as I get it for 1000 bucks
See if some tard will buy it
Just for funzies
fuck her and chuck her
GOD @ ATHEISTS
the o ring out of space
science will peak once we get the first man to fuck a black hole
The CIA killed Patrice O’Neal
He was right about women
I keep shitting so large my toilet clogs
Need a poop knife
mom found the poopknife
Toe knife
Girls would rather fuck Lucas than you
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