COG
COG IN THE MACHINE

HELLO?? PEOPLE IS THE MICROPHONE ON!!!!

BANANA Republic! WAKE UP!!!

It all goes back to expensive jeans

its the center to everything

This is the future (((they))) want

that movie sucked

Didn’t see it

Its the 2nd one with less compelling characters

its 90% monky jail

The only part I like in the one with James Franco was the monke jail

the 2nd is better than the first, but it wasnt bad

the third is just 30 mins too long and not very interesting

How many times can u make a movie about smart monkeys?

the original series had 6 I believe

Jeez

but the main monky dies in that one, and it didnt do as well so I dont think they are going to make another

Caesar dies

Rip

whats stupid is that the chimps were the peace loving faction and the bonobos were the war faction in the 2nd one

that doesnt add up

Ya it’s the opposite irl, right?

Bonobos are the bitches of the great ape world

yeah bonobos get merced by chimps all the time

The 3 smartest animals in the world are the only ones that commit genocide, really makes you think

Dolphins

dolphins chimps humans

send that gif to joe the boomer

give him seizeures

Finna genocide

Gonna eat 8 pounds of Taco Bell

How do I maximize my diarrhea experience?

Eat lots of sugar free candy

The stuff they use is a laxative

stop

Nigger

Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing. I feel like society is ready. I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion. Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed. There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal. There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through