https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vmB3gfOMNFo

only vegetable that belongs on a burger or sammy

Central Asia is the racial Wild West

Michael Collins thinks tomato is a vegetable

its called trolling

it has SEEEEEEEEDS

cmon

pico de gallo is fruit salad

next time i go to chipootle, when they ask what tiem of salsa i want i'll order the fruit salas

salad

i want pepperoncini

the patrician pickle

Half sour pickles from a jewish deli are the best

Theyre kosher too, so its okay to eat

jewish cucumber

that episode of the sweat pissed me off

pickles on spicy chicken sandwiches is fucking good

"uuuh uuh can you uh take the pickle off of my sandwich it looks nastyyyy"

"can i have some ketchup on it insteaaaddd?"

Judging pickles by the shit they put on your sandwich at a fast food joint is like judging burritos by frozen food section at 7/11

It is hard to make pickles at home

it's hard to get it right

no company has made a good frozen burrito

Sad state of affairs

I've had edible frozen burritos

They're expensive

The only good part of that episode was when beardson sang a song about my excessive penile volume

thats the other thing

they are way too expensive for what they are

I've had ok ones

like Im going to pay 6 dollars for a frozen burrito thats on quality in taste to taco bell

Yeah they're like $2 cheaper than a fresh one

Some frozen burritos are like 85 cents what are you talkin avijt

and they are shit

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I take tortillas and fill them with a ton of ground beef and roll them up does that count as a burrito

Pickles are for pooftas

yes