the patrician pickle

Half sour pickles from a jewish deli are the best

Theyre kosher too, so its okay to eat

jewish cucumber

that episode of the sweat pissed me off

pickles on spicy chicken sandwiches is fucking good

"uuuh uuh can you uh take the pickle off of my sandwich it looks nastyyyy"

"can i have some ketchup on it insteaaaddd?"

Judging pickles by the shit they put on your sandwich at a fast food joint is like judging burritos by frozen food section at 7/11

It is hard to make pickles at home

it's hard to get it right

no company has made a good frozen burrito

Sad state of affairs

I've had edible frozen burritos

They're expensive

The only good part of that episode was when beardson sang a song about my excessive penile volume

thats the other thing

they are way too expensive for what they are

I've had ok ones

like Im going to pay 6 dollars for a frozen burrito thats on quality in taste to taco bell

Yeah they're like $2 cheaper than a fresh one

Some frozen burritos are like 85 cents what are you talkin avijt

and they are shit

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I take tortillas and fill them with a ton of ground beef and roll them up does that count as a burrito

Pickles are for pooftas

yes

burritos were invented in SoCal by John Burrito in 1956

The good frozen ones are like 3 or 4 bucks

When my mom microwaves my pizza rolls instead of using the toaster oven i'm absolutely livid.

@gamerlord shut up bitch i bet you ask for a big mac with no onions

Big Macs are so weird

My Saiyan name is Pajeeta

Years ago I had a decent one by that pseudo hippie processed food company

Amy's iirc

Vegetables are for fags

Big Mac please, hold the sauce.

Yeah Amy's is like

Fancy shmancy processed food

It's a nice attempt at Trader Joe's