Dad would call me a goober when I sperged put

if she's 9, im 9

ok paedo

so that i can beat her silly and not get arrested...

Michael "Phil" Collins is a racist pedophile

Bill Collins of Bill Collins Ford will take you on a test drive to his shed

The cuck shed

Oh he's cernovich alt

James and Michael Collins Mondays

Michael Collins of irish war of independence fame?

yes

Woag

Dont shout bruh

thernobitc

James Taylor and Phil Collins Mondays

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vmB3gfOMNFo

only vegetable that belongs on a burger or sammy

Central Asia is the racial Wild West

Michael Collins thinks tomato is a vegetable

its called trolling

it has SEEEEEEEEDS

cmon

pico de gallo is fruit salad

next time i go to chipootle, when they ask what tiem of salsa i want i'll order the fruit salas

salad

i want pepperoncini

the patrician pickle

Half sour pickles from a jewish deli are the best

Theyre kosher too, so its okay to eat

jewish cucumber

that episode of the sweat pissed me off

pickles on spicy chicken sandwiches is fucking good

"uuuh uuh can you uh take the pickle off of my sandwich it looks nastyyyy"

"can i have some ketchup on it insteaaaddd?"

Judging pickles by the shit they put on your sandwich at a fast food joint is like judging burritos by frozen food section at 7/11