"uuuh uuh can you uh take the pickle off of my sandwich it looks nastyyyy"

"can i have some ketchup on it insteaaaddd?"

Judging pickles by the shit they put on your sandwich at a fast food joint is like judging burritos by frozen food section at 7/11

It is hard to make pickles at home

it's hard to get it right

no company has made a good frozen burrito

Sad state of affairs

I've had edible frozen burritos

They're expensive

The only good part of that episode was when beardson sang a song about my excessive penile volume

thats the other thing

they are way too expensive for what they are

I've had ok ones

like Im going to pay 6 dollars for a frozen burrito thats on quality in taste to taco bell

Yeah they're like $2 cheaper than a fresh one

Some frozen burritos are like 85 cents what are you talkin avijt

and they are shit

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I take tortillas and fill them with a ton of ground beef and roll them up does that count as a burrito

Pickles are for pooftas

yes

burritos were invented in SoCal by John Burrito in 1956

The good frozen ones are like 3 or 4 bucks

When my mom microwaves my pizza rolls instead of using the toaster oven i'm absolutely livid.

@gamerlord shut up bitch i bet you ask for a big mac with no onions

Big Macs are so weird

My Saiyan name is Pajeeta

Years ago I had a decent one by that pseudo hippie processed food company

Amy's iirc

Vegetables are for fags

Big Mac please, hold the sauce.

Yeah Amy's is like

Fancy shmancy processed food

It's a nice attempt at Trader Joe's

Microwave bowls that require a bank loan to buy

Grocery store sushi is fuckin good

I only shop at Sprouts, so thats not really an option.

Grocery store sushi is worm food

what is sprouts is that like bi-lo

7/11 sushi thats half off because it's expired is bomb