Message from @Lying2women
Discord ID: 606613707128045625
permanently stuck in 2016
perfect allegory
@everyone
pube gang
about to trim i dare any of you to try to stop me
i have existed for eons pubed up out of pure disrespect for these hoes
but now all the sudden everybody wanna get pubed up and hold hands. not on my watch
tfw gramgram accidentally vacuums a little too close to you and your pubefro gets caught and takes 2 hours for the firemen to disassemble the device and free you
I have existed from the morning of the world and I will exist until the last star falls from the night. Though I have taken the form of pubeus pubeigula, I am all men as I am no man, and so I am a God.
tfw u get arrested at the grocery store regularly because they think the massive pube lump in your pants is a stolen cabbage
Tfw you go to the grocery store and sprinkle your shed pubes on the cabbage
wtf bro
major pubage pokin outta my zipper, lookin like a wild west tumbleweed
do ppl actually shave their pubes? is that a real thing?
Gays do
i shave everything but my pubes
i wax tape my ass crack just so i can get all the residual nuggets for myself
bout to donate my bush to locks of love, guess im the only one here trying to make a REAL difference
if they ask why it smells like a pickle jar filled with cum i'll threaten to take it back
black women forge their weaves using my carbon fiber groin jungle
that's pretty lit i'm glad you're helping out the community
bitches dont want flimsy weave
it has to maintain its form through queue related physical altercations and occasional domestic abuse
goon your honeycomb nano-matrix carbon pubes are certified based and redpilled
wish some of the others would follow in your footsteps
thanks dad
you make me proud, son
Never giving up my pubes. I am like Samson and would lose all my power without them
i knit one of those survival cord bracelets that were all the rage a few years ago for myself out of them at the boy scout retreat
i'm not one of the gay ones dw
Pubes like stretched out brillo pad
bitches call me the steel wool
the game is to trim and train your pubes to regrow at will
The pot scrubber
Bitches call me Gilmli cuz I braid my shit all long
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that way you can modulate the length based on the quality of suitor