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New video card

me on the right

N I N J A
B A S E B A L L
B A T M A N

permanently stuck in 2016

perfect allegory

https://youtu.be/uFiaKtrcqOc

@everyone

pube gang

about to trim i dare any of you to try to stop me

i have existed for eons pubed up out of pure disrespect for these hoes

but now all the sudden everybody wanna get pubed up and hold hands. not on my watch

tfw gramgram accidentally vacuums a little too close to you and your pubefro gets caught and takes 2 hours for the firemen to disassemble the device and free you

I have existed from the morning of the world and I will exist until the last star falls from the night. Though I have taken the form of pubeus pubeigula, I am all men as I am no man, and so I am a God.

tfw u get arrested at the grocery store regularly because they think the massive pube lump in your pants is a stolen cabbage

Tfw you go to the grocery store and sprinkle your shed pubes on the cabbage

wtf bro

@Auti

major pubage pokin outta my zipper, lookin like a wild west tumbleweed

do ppl actually shave their pubes? is that a real thing?

Gays do

i shave everything but my pubes

i wax tape my ass crack just so i can get all the residual nuggets for myself

i put rogaine on my pubes

bout to donate my bush to locks of love, guess im the only one here trying to make a REAL difference

if they ask why it smells like a pickle jar filled with cum i'll threaten to take it back

black women forge their weaves using my carbon fiber groin jungle

that's pretty lit i'm glad you're helping out the community

bitches dont want flimsy weave

it has to maintain its form through queue related physical altercations and occasional domestic abuse

goon your honeycomb nano-matrix carbon pubes are certified based and redpilled

wish some of the others would follow in your footsteps

thanks dad

you make me proud, son

Never giving up my pubes. I am like Samson and would lose all my power without them

i knit one of those survival cord bracelets that were all the rage a few years ago for myself out of them at the boy scout retreat

i'm not one of the gay ones dw