Message from @a dim goon
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Tfw you go to the grocery store and sprinkle your shed pubes on the cabbage
wtf bro
major pubage pokin outta my zipper, lookin like a wild west tumbleweed
do ppl actually shave their pubes? is that a real thing?
Gays do
i shave everything but my pubes
i wax tape my ass crack just so i can get all the residual nuggets for myself
i put rogaine on my pubes
bout to donate my bush to locks of love, guess im the only one here trying to make a REAL difference
if they ask why it smells like a pickle jar filled with cum i'll threaten to take it back
black women forge their weaves using my carbon fiber groin jungle
that's pretty lit i'm glad you're helping out the community
bitches dont want flimsy weave
it has to maintain its form through queue related physical altercations and occasional domestic abuse
goon your honeycomb nano-matrix carbon pubes are certified based and redpilled
wish some of the others would follow in your footsteps
thanks dad
you make me proud, son
Never giving up my pubes. I am like Samson and would lose all my power without them
i knit one of those survival cord bracelets that were all the rage a few years ago for myself out of them at the boy scout retreat
i'm not one of the gay ones dw
Pubes like stretched out brillo pad
bitches call me the steel wool
the game is to trim and train your pubes to regrow at will
The pot scrubber
Bitches call me Gilmli cuz I braid my shit all long
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that way you can modulate the length based on the quality of suitor
my crotch sweat has all the properties of CLR
my pubes are augmented
Imagine having pubes so powerful they unclog drains instead of clogging them
the pube becometh the snake
Gorgon grundle
Tumbleweed taint
if you can cum after turning a bitch to stone you're officially a man
Concept: Samson only strength comes from his southern mane
Mythological pube morph meme
"Meme"
fuck trump