Message from @GRUMPYGAMER
Discord ID: 606611091199492157
its the small jealousy that one day you couldve done this with friends
but They took it away from you
and now youll never have this
that is what disgusts you
Anarcho muncky
me on the right
N I N J A
B A S E B A L L
B A T M A N
permanently stuck in 2016
perfect allegory
@everyone
pube gang
about to trim i dare any of you to try to stop me
i have existed for eons pubed up out of pure disrespect for these hoes
but now all the sudden everybody wanna get pubed up and hold hands. not on my watch
tfw gramgram accidentally vacuums a little too close to you and your pubefro gets caught and takes 2 hours for the firemen to disassemble the device and free you
I have existed from the morning of the world and I will exist until the last star falls from the night. Though I have taken the form of pubeus pubeigula, I am all men as I am no man, and so I am a God.
tfw u get arrested at the grocery store regularly because they think the massive pube lump in your pants is a stolen cabbage
Tfw you go to the grocery store and sprinkle your shed pubes on the cabbage
wtf bro
major pubage pokin outta my zipper, lookin like a wild west tumbleweed
do ppl actually shave their pubes? is that a real thing?
Gays do
i shave everything but my pubes
i wax tape my ass crack just so i can get all the residual nuggets for myself
i put rogaine on my pubes
bout to donate my bush to locks of love, guess im the only one here trying to make a REAL difference
if they ask why it smells like a pickle jar filled with cum i'll threaten to take it back
black women forge their weaves using my carbon fiber groin jungle
that's pretty lit i'm glad you're helping out the community
bitches dont want flimsy weave
it has to maintain its form through queue related physical altercations and occasional domestic abuse
goon your honeycomb nano-matrix carbon pubes are certified based and redpilled
wish some of the others would follow in your footsteps
thanks dad
you make me proud, son