Message from @DARK TOM WOODS

Discord ID: 451813859511238676


2018-05-31 18:17:54 UTC  

🆙 | **I.magine leveled up!**

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2018-05-31 18:18:05 UTC  

Normaly they have to play the SIMs for their parents to come back

2018-05-31 18:18:10 UTC  

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2018-05-31 18:18:19 UTC  

Usually, yeah

2018-05-31 18:18:47 UTC  

the real question is did they fuck the sandwich before they ate it?

2018-05-31 18:19:01 UTC  

I'd do it

2018-05-31 18:19:17 UTC  

lmfao

2018-05-31 18:19:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/451812051338133524/1527470515004.jpg

2018-05-31 18:20:37 UTC  

But tbh I'd do Jor-san Bussy Penerson if he'd just answer my goddamn messages

2018-05-31 18:20:44 UTC  

JP is my hero now wtf

2018-05-31 18:21:10 UTC  

"Clean your figurine collection"

2018-05-31 18:21:23 UTC  

That's the first rule

2018-05-31 18:21:33 UTC  

In 12 rules for waifu

2018-05-31 18:21:58 UTC  

lol

2018-05-31 18:22:08 UTC  

checks out

2018-05-31 18:22:19 UTC  

Yep

2018-05-31 18:22:31 UTC  

which rule is slay people for calling your wiafu trash

2018-05-31 18:23:25 UTC  

Rule number 5 states "eliminate bakas from your laifu"

2018-05-31 18:23:44 UTC  

goood good

2018-05-31 18:26:40 UTC  

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2018-05-31 18:26:58 UTC  

This used to be his stance on traps

2018-05-31 18:27:26 UTC  

But he changed after watching Fate

2018-05-31 18:28:43 UTC  

Now rule number 7 clearly states "a man in a dress is someone trying to mold a beautiful idea out of chaos"

2018-05-31 18:31:08 UTC  

Or "traps aren't gay" for short

2018-05-31 18:31:13 UTC  

So screw matt

2018-05-31 18:34:32 UTC  

Be aware that he's not advocating the fucking of traps

2018-05-31 18:34:43 UTC  

'Cause that's fucking gay

2018-05-31 18:35:14 UTC  

In fact, rule number 2 states "thou shalt not lewd"

2018-05-31 18:35:47 UTC  

Which includes lolis, traps and catgirls

2018-05-31 18:36:04 UTC  

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2018-05-31 18:36:25 UTC  

However, handholding is totally fine

2018-05-31 18:36:45 UTC  

It's not lewd, just incredibly cute

2018-05-31 18:36:52 UTC  

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2018-05-31 18:36:56 UTC  

And do

2018-05-31 18:37:01 UTC  

NOT

2018-05-31 18:37:04 UTC  

UNDER

2018-05-31 18:37:06 UTC  

ANY

2018-05-31 18:37:18 UTC  

CIRCUMSTABS

2018-05-31 18:37:36 UTC  

CIRCUMCISION

2018-05-31 18:37:43 UTC  

CIRCUMSTANCE

2018-05-31 18:37:46 UTC  

LEWD