fully customizable

Automated parenting

Detachable arms

Realistic dad sounds

Guaranteed daddy-issue free

And white skin so you don't lose him when shopping

Beers not included

Islam is for commies

We could make a fortune on automated dads

Indeed

Especially with all those roasties running around

🆙 | **I.magine leveled up!**

Normaly they have to play the SIMs for their parents to come back

Usually, yeah

the real question is did they fuck the sandwich before they ate it?

I'd do it

lmfao

But tbh I'd do Jor-san Bussy Penerson if he'd just answer my goddamn messages

JP is my hero now wtf

"Clean your figurine collection"

That's the first rule

In 12 rules for waifu

lol

checks out

Yep

which rule is slay people for calling your wiafu trash

Rule number 5 states "eliminate bakas from your laifu"

goood good

This used to be his stance on traps

But he changed after watching Fate

Now rule number 7 clearly states "a man in a dress is someone trying to mold a beautiful idea out of chaos"

Or "traps aren't gay" for short

So screw matt

Be aware that he's not advocating the fucking of traps

'Cause that's fucking gay

In fact, rule number 2 states "thou shalt not lewd"

Which includes lolis, traps and catgirls