Message from @DARK TOM WOODS

Discord ID: 451816148531413002


2018-05-31 18:20:44 UTC  

JP is my hero now wtf

2018-05-31 18:21:10 UTC  

"Clean your figurine collection"

2018-05-31 18:21:23 UTC  

That's the first rule

2018-05-31 18:21:33 UTC  

In 12 rules for waifu

2018-05-31 18:21:58 UTC  

lol

2018-05-31 18:22:08 UTC  

checks out

2018-05-31 18:22:19 UTC  

Yep

2018-05-31 18:22:31 UTC  

which rule is slay people for calling your wiafu trash

2018-05-31 18:23:25 UTC  

Rule number 5 states "eliminate bakas from your laifu"

2018-05-31 18:23:44 UTC  

goood good

2018-05-31 18:26:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/451813783833411584/1525753776784.jpg

2018-05-31 18:26:58 UTC  

This used to be his stance on traps

2018-05-31 18:27:26 UTC  

But he changed after watching Fate

2018-05-31 18:28:43 UTC  

Now rule number 7 clearly states "a man in a dress is someone trying to mold a beautiful idea out of chaos"

2018-05-31 18:31:08 UTC  

Or "traps aren't gay" for short

2018-05-31 18:31:13 UTC  

So screw matt

2018-05-31 18:34:32 UTC  

Be aware that he's not advocating the fucking of traps

2018-05-31 18:34:43 UTC  

'Cause that's fucking gay

2018-05-31 18:35:14 UTC  

In fact, rule number 2 states "thou shalt not lewd"

2018-05-31 18:35:47 UTC  

Which includes lolis, traps and catgirls

2018-05-31 18:36:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/451816147948535810/JBqds2j.jpg

2018-05-31 18:36:25 UTC  

However, handholding is totally fine

2018-05-31 18:36:45 UTC  

It's not lewd, just incredibly cute

2018-05-31 18:36:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/451816351846105088/1527742823963.jpg

2018-05-31 18:36:56 UTC  

And do

2018-05-31 18:37:01 UTC  

NOT

2018-05-31 18:37:04 UTC  

UNDER

2018-05-31 18:37:06 UTC  

ANY

2018-05-31 18:37:18 UTC  

CIRCUMSTABS

2018-05-31 18:37:36 UTC  

CIRCUMCISION

2018-05-31 18:37:43 UTC  

CIRCUMSTANCE

2018-05-31 18:37:46 UTC  

LEWD

2018-05-31 18:37:48 UTC  

THE

2018-05-31 18:37:52 UTC  

LOBSTERS

2018-06-01 04:51:16 UTC  

Someone must Lewd that Big Swinging Lobster Claw!

2018-06-01 04:51:52 UTC  

haha

2018-06-01 05:33:46 UTC  

Holy crap. Is this the picture channel on Matt & Blonde’s discord server or the comment section of a Gigguk video? Lol

2018-06-01 05:44:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/451984276611792896/20180531_223458.jpg

2018-06-01 05:44:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/451984293275893760/20180531_213718.jpg

2018-06-01 05:45:25 UTC  

@Meechew you convince him to become prime minister?

2018-06-01 05:47:18 UTC  

No I did nor get much time to chat. I wanted a pic then it is back to homework.