Message from @Oseyeris
Discord ID: 451811799633756172
Maybe he's a bot
A portable father-figure
Or father-ish
ROFL
fully customizable
Automated parenting
Detachable arms
Realistic dad sounds
Guaranteed daddy-issue free
And white skin so you don't lose him when shopping
Beers not included
Islam is for commies
We could make a fortune on automated dads
Indeed
Especially with all those roasties running around
🆙 | **I.magine leveled up!**
Normaly they have to play the SIMs for their parents to come back
Usually, yeah
I'd do it
lmfao
But tbh I'd do Jor-san Bussy Penerson if he'd just answer my goddamn messages
JP is my hero now wtf
"Clean your figurine collection"
That's the first rule
In 12 rules for waifu
lol
checks out
Yep
which rule is slay people for calling your wiafu trash
Rule number 5 states "eliminate bakas from your laifu"
goood good
This used to be his stance on traps
But he changed after watching Fate
Now rule number 7 clearly states "a man in a dress is someone trying to mold a beautiful idea out of chaos"
Or "traps aren't gay" for short
So screw matt