I bet the child stole him

Maybe he's a bot

A portable father-figure

Or father-ish

Automated parenting

Detachable arms

Realistic dad sounds

Guaranteed daddy-issue free

And white skin so you don't lose him when shopping

Beers not included

Islam is for commies

Indeed

Especially with all those roasties running around

Usually, yeah

I'd do it

But tbh I'd do Jor-san Bussy Penerson if he'd just answer my goddamn messages

"Clean your figurine collection"

That's the first rule

In 12 rules for waifu

Yep

Rule number 5 states "eliminate bakas from your laifu"

This used to be his stance on traps

But he changed after watching Fate

Now rule number 7 clearly states "a man in a dress is someone trying to mold a beautiful idea out of chaos"

Or "traps aren't gay" for short

So screw matt

Be aware that he's not advocating the fucking of traps

'Cause that's fucking gay

In fact, rule number 2 states "thou shalt not lewd"

Which includes lolis, traps and catgirls

However, handholding is totally fine

It's not lewd, just incredibly cute

And do

NOT

UNDER

ANY

CIRCUMSTABS

CIRCUMCISION

CIRCUMSTANCE

LEWD

THE

LOBSTERS

So muslims believe muh 'ammed will be reborn by a man

And while they're not exactly big on gays

They probably should have little problems with trans

Just from that

So the level of support that some muslim communities in western countries have shown for leftists may actually be explainable

Then I'm fucked

It's called commitment

@J Edgar #mebigbear

I wish Matt would send me his address

So I could fight him

In the bed, that is

And when he's on the edge and about to disavow I'd agree with that

I wish he would give me the benefit of the D

And that he'd stick his principles inside me as we make love for once

I can imagine him right now, moaning "ah, ah, aaaalways" as he puts one inside my chamber

Don't care if he'd imagine brackbreaking Shapiro's mountain instead of mine.

I just wanna have a thotful discussion with him

And make him into a no good low-down assgrabber

On an unrelated note,

You should never call a female a cunt

Cause women aren't fanny

When it comes to blonde,

I'd do anything fur-her

The ol' rimjob

Don't care if I put women in charge if I can put charge in women

In any way she'd faschion

She can cuck me and matt with her fiancè

And his six foot something dong

And put a beast in the belly of the blonde

The drink when no tengo un padre

Tdw bbc is fake news

Tdw the growth of your victim complex is reversely proportional to your loss of testosterone

A victim complex which now houses millions of african americans

Indeed

He's porposing to the soy

True. It's called social democracy, not democratic socialism. It's a type of capitalism, but (like the U.S) has a lot of social policies

Pretty accurate depiction imo

From Hillary to Harambe should be switched

Hitler to Holocaust

Hiroshima to Hentai

Lots of good ones out there

From communist countries to heaven

There's lot of HH duos out there

From horse to whores

I'd also like to chat with her

Would be funny to hear someone claim me as a nazi when they're probably closer to that than I'll ever be

Assuming she's a modern liberal, also known as a commie

True

The alt-right is still pretty nazi though

I'm sometimes surprised

The identity politics and socialism they advocate is a definite turn-off for me