Message from @Your_Hirsute_Friend

Discord ID: 534545510099451954


2019-01-15 00:10:15 UTC  

Now it’s “pics and it it looks like my 15” dick”

2019-01-15 00:51:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534535125589819403/Dwpz0j5XcAMJPZK.png

2019-01-15 00:54:34 UTC  

🤮🤮🤮🤮

2019-01-15 00:58:27 UTC  

In Saudi Arabia, hairy legs aren’t a problem for women. #shariasoproggresive

2019-01-15 00:58:30 UTC  

Lol

2019-01-15 00:59:39 UTC  

I don’t know what’s wrong with hairy legged lentil eaters.

2019-01-15 01:00:01 UTC  

I’ve always found them most agreeable in the sack

2019-01-15 01:01:05 UTC  

And way keen to deal with the results when I stop penetrating them in the wrong office

2019-01-15 01:01:11 UTC  

Orrifice

2019-01-15 01:01:19 UTC  

But that too

2019-01-15 01:10:15 UTC  

Every time this Januhairy thing has come up irl it's been the women in the room who react the most disgusted.

2019-01-15 01:10:37 UTC  

No guy cares.

2019-01-15 01:11:24 UTC  

"We're all still getting laid right?" "Cool. Whatever".

2019-01-15 01:14:24 UTC  

Pretty much. My main objection is my spouse broadcasting her pheromones everywhere. She’s even starting to stop wearing the burka or making sandwiches

2019-01-15 01:15:27 UTC  

I don’t want her being attractive. Might give her ideas

2019-01-15 01:17:05 UTC  

Hahaha. Jfc.

2019-01-15 01:29:22 UTC  

Gilette should market to these women, as they don't care about having men as there customer lol

2019-01-15 01:31:16 UTC  

Whole marketing campaign is moot anyway. Men don't shave.

2019-01-15 01:32:03 UTC  

Only exception is service personnel.

2019-01-15 01:32:49 UTC  

I'm not sure that's true.

2019-01-15 01:33:00 UTC  

Hahaha

2019-01-15 01:34:10 UTC  

Really though those multi blade razors are terrible for your face.

2019-01-15 01:34:27 UTC  

Takes of all your skin.

2019-01-15 01:34:29 UTC  

Obey the berserker - he has more intimate time with hairy bits than most of us

2019-01-15 01:35:36 UTC  

The only thing i ever trust are ads.

2019-01-15 01:35:57 UTC  

I read that as “the only thing I ever trust are aids”

2019-01-15 01:35:58 UTC  

Straight razor or single blade safety razor are much better to use.

2019-01-15 01:36:03 UTC  

And I’m like what what

2019-01-15 01:36:07 UTC  

Wait what*

2019-01-15 01:36:23 UTC  

5% more trustworthy than news @Shadows

2019-01-15 01:36:48 UTC  

Well technically AIDS is more trustworthy than news

2019-01-15 01:36:58 UTC  

I mean at least you know where AIDS leads

2019-01-15 01:37:04 UTC  

The news? Not so much

2019-01-15 01:37:24 UTC  

As are most diseases of poverty reone!

2019-01-15 01:37:27 UTC  

I also trust AIDS to stop the gay at some point!!!!!!

2019-01-15 01:37:34 UTC  

Exactly

2019-01-15 01:37:43 UTC  

This reminds me of a line from a recent John Ward video

2019-01-15 01:37:43 UTC  

It’s a sad state of affairs

2019-01-15 01:38:20 UTC  

Hey shadows... I grew up in Africa.. AIDS ain’t a gay thing

2019-01-15 01:38:40 UTC  

“We call her AOC instead of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for the same reason we say AIDS instead of Autoimmune Disorder Syndrome”

2019-01-15 01:38:46 UTC  

@Nic Harvard you spend any time in Mozambique?