Some forever alone fatty buys himself an android sex bot. She immediately dislikes him and he agrees that he'll let her go if she can refund him the money she costs. So she starts a twitch titty stream for cash and ditches him.

The ultimate cucking - come home to your catgirl banging the neighbor.

Geez, just ruin peoples dreams why don't you.....

Why just be catgirls

Why not everything else

if you are genetically engineering a cat girl, why not give her the loyalty of a dog? No problems that way 😋

because cats are jerks by defualt....

This is literally like spirit week in high school when all the cheerleaders wear the same thing and it’s completely meaningless

His signature looks like a dong

I think that's intentional, lol

Stonetoss is the best

what a beautiful chart

Turns out people want a secure border and don’t find the idea of smothering a crying baby in the hospital appetizing. But keep it up Democrats

First time watching a SOTU & I can see why the rating is so high...I also came to the realization I don't know who most of these grumpy faces are 😂

That's a good thing, as you should be living your life :)

Yeah, but if some of these grumpy faces might effect how I live my life I should probably know them lol

That's what I want for all those people at SOTU to leave me alone, so I can go live my life

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399163820045762561/541443935495520297/IMG_3836.png

This is in the Green New deal doc. How they plan to pay for it

I'm going to try that when I meet investors lol

"the question isnt how much of your money I want....the question is, what colour car you are going to buy once the IPO takes place"

rofl

got to love their logic lol

@I Know a Fat Guy that it’s absurd. These people seriously believe in magical savings from doing this. It’s insane.

And the shared prosperity part is stupid too.

@I Know a Fat Guy Sounds a lot like "we gonna be rich"!

Lol

LGBTs are delicious. Just like the people kind, they’re best when you toast them under high heat

Lol

@Euro looking for a green card @I Know a Fat Guy That makes me want to invest in Enron.