Message from @Euro looking for a green card
Discord ID: 575697667125149706
10th crusade now
wot
Maybe Africans are too focused on playing Fire Emblem to build a functional society
Or a stick less than the width of your thumb
Real men like unarmed women.... because of the implication
So when are they confiscating the pens?
A pen in your eye will do some damage
Imagine being unironically British
Oh if you talk to them they're horribly ashamed of this
Just like how many of us are ashamed of Trudeau
Lol I have the shorter version of this exact machete
It's not a good blade, it chipped after chopping up 2 small shrubs
RIP
Their Twitter suggests they spend most of their time confiscating knives and pot
To be fair, knives do account for a considerable portion of violent crime. It's just that their solution is nonsensical
Yeah the name made me wonder if it was a parody account at first, but they're verified
Oh no I'm sure it's real
Britain is insane
Is it a knife if it's sharpened plastic?
I should go there and sell fully-semi-automatic sporks.
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Not sure you can use gangrene that way but that translation turned out pretty poetic
Might be that the translation was too literal. French has a different sentence structure