~~nuclear war now~~

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-terrorist-at-gaza-border-surprised-to-hear-media-describe-him-as-peaceful-protester

https://twitter.com/TheAffinityMag/status/1125541344401854466

@Jeremy-Retard
¿You sure it was BaBee? Just asking...

credit to r/dankmemes

the guy should ask the bobby for his "door knocking license"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561330445849985035/575580945030316032/image0.png

German police wear chain mail but not for the totally obvious reasons

Guess the UK was right, we need to ban all knives!

10th crusade now

wot

Maybe Africans are too focused on playing Fire Emblem to build a functional society

Or a stick less than the width of your thumb

Real men like unarmed women.... because of the implication

https://youtu.be/MZ1lc6KASWg

So when are they confiscating the pens?

A pen in your eye will do some damage

Imagine being unironically British

Oh if you talk to them they're horribly ashamed of this

Just like how many of us are ashamed of Trudeau

https://twitter.com/MPSHackney/status/1117840462973427713

Report hate crimes so we can make policies restricting your freedom!
Britain in a nutshell!

Lol I have the shorter version of this exact machete

It's not a good blade, it chipped after chopping up 2 small shrubs

RIP

Their Twitter suggests they spend most of their time confiscating knives and pot