Message from @micamike45
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German police wear chain mail but not for the totally obvious reasons
Guess the UK was right, we need to ban all knives!
10th crusade now
wot
Maybe Africans are too focused on playing Fire Emblem to build a functional society
Or a stick less than the width of your thumb
Real men like unarmed women.... because of the implication
So when are they confiscating the pens?
A pen in your eye will do some damage
Oh if you talk to them they're horribly ashamed of this
Just like how many of us are ashamed of Trudeau
Report hate crimes so we can make policies restricting your freedom!
Britain in a nutshell!
Lol I have the shorter version of this exact machete
It's not a good blade, it chipped after chopping up 2 small shrubs
RIP
Their Twitter suggests they spend most of their time confiscating knives and pot
To be fair, knives do account for a considerable portion of violent crime. It's just that their solution is nonsensical
Yeah the name made me wonder if it was a parody account at first, but they're verified
Oh no I'm sure it's real
Britain is insane
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Is it a knife if it's sharpened plastic?