Message from @Beemann

Discord ID: 575699396025384998


2019-05-08 14:34:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575691907271753749/image0.png

2019-05-08 14:34:52 UTC  

Or a stick less than the width of your thumb

2019-05-08 14:35:35 UTC  

Real men like unarmed women.... because of the implication

2019-05-08 14:44:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575694458134462494/eJwFwVEOgyAMANC7cABoC6XtLmOIGnRRMcK-lt19733d5zncy21j3P0VwrL3uT2L76M9pa6-tlaPtdx793M7QxmjzNu5XqMHkowq.png

2019-05-08 14:46:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575695010301739010/commiepolie.png

2019-05-08 14:49:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575695818179477505/a663eff.png

2019-05-08 14:50:37 UTC  

So when are they confiscating the pens?

2019-05-08 14:50:56 UTC  

A pen in your eye will do some damage

2019-05-08 14:51:30 UTC  

Imagine being unironically British

2019-05-08 14:51:57 UTC  

Oh if you talk to them they're horribly ashamed of this

2019-05-08 14:52:20 UTC  

Just like how many of us are ashamed of Trudeau

2019-05-08 14:54:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575697084708159488/D3n4wy3WwAEGCcp.png

2019-05-08 14:56:59 UTC  

Report hate crimes so we can make policies restricting your freedom!
Britain in a nutshell!

2019-05-08 14:58:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575697962777313301/D2CfinhW0AAIlzB.png

2019-05-08 14:58:31 UTC  

Lol I have the shorter version of this exact machete

2019-05-08 15:00:04 UTC  

It's not a good blade, it chipped after chopping up 2 small shrubs

2019-05-08 15:00:12 UTC  

RIP

2019-05-08 15:02:37 UTC  

Their Twitter suggests they spend most of their time confiscating knives and pot

2019-05-08 15:03:51 UTC  

To be fair, knives do account for a considerable portion of violent crime. It's just that their solution is nonsensical

2019-05-08 15:06:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575699961258442754/unknown.png

2019-05-08 15:08:17 UTC  

Yeah the name made me wonder if it was a parody account at first, but they're verified

2019-05-08 15:12:27 UTC  

Oh no I'm sure it's real

2019-05-08 15:26:48 UTC  

Britain is insane

2019-05-08 15:26:51 UTC  

🆙 | **Jeremy-Retard leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575705180117532743/levelUp.png

2019-05-08 15:27:37 UTC  

Is it a knife if it's sharpened plastic?

2019-05-08 15:29:07 UTC  

I should go there and sell fully-semi-automatic sporks.

2019-05-08 15:49:06 UTC  

👮🏿‍♂️

2019-05-08 17:09:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575730982393610240/unknown.png

2019-05-08 17:10:17 UTC  

Not sure you can use gangrene that way but that translation turned out pretty poetic

2019-05-08 17:12:19 UTC  

Might be that the translation was too literal. French has a different sentence structure

2019-05-08 17:25:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/575735005238657034/1557332229493.png

2019-05-08 17:26:30 UTC  

It's certainly not white power if you don't separate the fingers

2019-05-08 17:26:54 UTC  

That way is Indian Power

2019-05-08 17:27:54 UTC  

He might be using "gangrène" as a synonym for "infect/fester"

2019-05-08 17:28:19 UTC  

looks more like a lower case Q "q"

2019-05-08 17:28:43 UTC  

@Dan V yeah, that would make sense