It's fake because the OP has kids and therefore got laid at some point, which is the universal sign of a fake greentext

https://twitter.com/ImperialLankan/status/1134488612500729856

That someone like that isn't too ashamed to admit things like that is sad as hell.

Pretty sure most of these are memes

I hope so.

I mean if that person really did crush the top of the bottle by twisting it so hard maybe those tops really are just too hard to open

Hmmm

Read that last part VERY VERY CAREFULLY, and think about my name.
Don't reply; Just read it and think.

@amlam i think the "crushed" part was actually the wrapper covering the bottle

MuH eViL cRuSaDeS

Is that a crusader helmet AR lower?

Deus vult

@tomhastherage
It is. It's sorta cool.

Lol ok

For some reason I thought your name was Mandatory Curry 😄

We could have used more crusades. Don't change my mind

That's the third time that's happened...

Lel

really makes you think

🤔

Yeah that's nice you want to signal to everyone you do crossfit with those abs, but Georgia doesn't want you, you show too much skin

Id like to see the counter argument that isn't racist for why its okay to do productions in countries where abortion is illegal and not states. Sand people don't know any better?

Also how often are these film people getting abortions that they can't film in a non-abortion state?

*she didn't learn the lesson Sansa did*

Yeah she's acting like Season 1 Sansa right now

So shhtupid

Should start a conspiracy that they must film near abortion clinics to get their regular fix of fetus blood facials

It's annoying because Sansa's narrative in the books even was one of the more interesting ones

Even if you just want to live a happy life and not bother anyone, people will use you as a pawn

And her preview chapter seemed like it was going in the right direction