All these photos are fuarked.

Yet I continue to laugh.

I am of two minds.

On the one hand, I would say 'that's my girl!' but on the other hand, holy shit. Especially considering the sexual stuff.

This is fake and gay

0% chance it happened but also women and abusing the legal system to do their heavy lifting amirite?

this is the internet - greentext stories are for entertainment purposes only. NOT TO BE TAKEN AS FACT

That escalated quickly.

And was admittedly satisfying.

that final comment tho

lol

What would she be getting into with late curfews 🙁

Sickopath things

... Wow.

It's fake because the OP has kids and therefore got laid at some point, which is the universal sign of a fake greentext

https://twitter.com/ImperialLankan/status/1134488612500729856

That someone like that isn't too ashamed to admit things like that is sad as hell.

Pretty sure most of these are memes

I hope so.

I mean if that person really did crush the top of the bottle by twisting it so hard maybe those tops really are just too hard to open

Hmmm

Read that last part VERY VERY CAREFULLY, and think about my name.
Don't reply; Just read it and think.

@amlam i think the "crushed" part was actually the wrapper covering the bottle

MuH eViL cRuSaDeS

Is that a crusader helmet AR lower?

Deus vult