Message from @micamike45
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0% chance it happened but also women and abusing the legal system to do their heavy lifting amirite?
this is the internet - greentext stories are for entertainment purposes only. NOT TO BE TAKEN AS FACT
That escalated quickly.
And was admittedly satisfying.
that final comment tho
lol
What would she be getting into with late curfews 🙁
Sickopath things
... Wow.
It's fake because the OP has kids and therefore got laid at some point, which is the universal sign of a fake greentext
That someone like that isn't too ashamed to admit things like that is sad as hell.
Pretty sure most of these are memes
I hope so.
I mean if that person really did crush the top of the bottle by twisting it so hard maybe those tops really are just too hard to open
Hmmm
Read that last part VERY VERY CAREFULLY, and think about my name.
Don't reply; Just read it and think.
@amlam i think the "crushed" part was actually the wrapper covering the bottle
MuH eViL cRuSaDeS
Is that a crusader helmet AR lower?
Deus vult
@tomhastherage
It is. It's sorta cool.
Lol ok
For some reason I thought your name was Mandatory Curry 😄
We could have used more crusades. Don't change my mind
That's the third time that's happened...
Lel
really makes you think
🤔
Yeah that's nice you want to signal to everyone you do crossfit with those abs, but Georgia doesn't want you, you show too much skin