my dog

my dog

my dog's a good swimmer

there

How is this a difficult question?

Will the stranger fetch my slippers?

if she knows her place she will! 😏

no one said the stranger was male

well thats easy, I'd lock up in terror and they'd both drown

It's a trick question! The person drowning is you and your dog has been trained for water rescue scenarios.

What's the stranger's race?

_Just kidding_

_Sort of_

🤞

My dog is dead.

So joke is on you I guess?

If I were Italian and it was a migrant trying to get into my country, I'd prolly save my dog

I'd probably save my dog and then try and save the stranger, honestly.

I have a responsibility for my dog.

That's not one of the choices

If it was a kid I would save the kid first though.

Yes it is. "Which one would you save first?"

Not "which one would you save?"

The implications are the other drowns, but nice loophole abuse :)

Generally I believe I have a moral responsibility to the human no matter how much I love my dog, but an invader's an invader

Even if the invader doesn't understand he's an invader

@Nucleon they should have worded it better if they meant that the second one would definitely drown. As it's worded the implication is that there is a chance to save both.

Also Dennis Prager is neo-liberal scum

shouldn't that be neo-con?

They are interchangeable according to goose

They aren't interchangeable. They work in tandem

But yes he's also neo-con scum

I just say "Neo-Liberal" to obscure the fact that I'm anti-capitalist

_SIEG HONK!_

Are you also anti-sensical? Sometimes you make none

Ancap my b0rther.

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