wtf

is that a joke article? Or a serious one?

'cause if it's serious, then I guess that's one less ticket my local movie theater is going to sell, 'cause I can't convince any of my friends to go with me

(I assume it's a joke though)

I googled the writers name and can't find anything similar to this article, so it's probably fake.

Joke, cause i cant find the origional source

Imagine how much differnelty colombine had turned out of they had a no singles rule

you're thinking of aurora

but yes

the rent-a-cop at the door would totally have stopped a determined murderer

No i was saying colombine because there were 2 of them

oof

Lol

big oof

there was a school shooting in AZ before columbine that had 2 shooters as well

if memory serves

You can always make more children, but if they outlaw guns we can't make more

didn't Flint's water get cleaned up a while back?

how does one "end world hunger" money is finite maybe you can feed people for a year or 2 but eventually you're going to need more food

Unless you are going to spend the money to 'end world hunger' on an army of mercenaries to topple a number of governments, and ensure that another tyrant doesn't take their place, then that one is bullshit.

Considering that all the countries I can think of where hunger is an actual problem get showered with aid money as it is.

Flint Michigan was overrated

I found Hayden Mears' Joker article on cinema blend - that's an edited pic
https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2480738/how-joaquin-phoenix-imagines-his-joker-would-react-to-meeting-batman

how about jeff bezos uses that money to keep shipping me stuff i want, expand delivery around the world so other people can get stuff they want, and create more jobs for people making and sharing stuff we want

#makeBezoswealthier

@Legalize that's literaly where jef bezos money is being used. As long as its tied up into amazon, he is trying to ship me stuff i want, expand the customer base for amazon, and create jobs for people through an expanded market system

Is that some dungeons and dragons joke

yes

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Yeah this is not a healthy movement.

The dice joke got a slightly more forceful exhale. That's about it from me

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Why is her neck so long?

Dice joke is better than autistic jesus

Why does she have stubble?

Oh great another progressive in blackface, how original

And we got sarah silverman to think for autistic jesus

Maybe thats her face melting from drinking from the holy grail

Jesus probably was autistic, he's parents were siblings

@Deleted User the neck is freak long