Message from @Agent Smith

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2019-09-25 08:04:25 UTC  

There's a forgotten weapons video where they show what happens if you try shooting one. They loaded it with as many bullets as they could, which was less than one single standard magazine, and they managed to fire about twelve rounds or so before the springs shot out the end.

2019-09-25 08:31:51 UTC  

303's from ww2 are still pretty common in NZ... granted they aren't allowed semi-auto's anymore so they don't have much of a choice

2019-09-25 11:16:40 UTC  
2019-09-25 13:57:27 UTC  

Good riddance

2019-09-25 13:58:22 UTC  

was he carrying a bike or a tv?

2019-09-25 14:11:52 UTC  

they're naruto-running - look closer

2019-09-25 14:17:42 UTC  

and surpassed the speed of light at the last second

2019-09-25 14:22:53 UTC  

This is obviously fake.

2019-09-25 14:22:55 UTC  

lol

2019-09-25 14:41:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/626427986354372619/9bf62a2.jpg

2019-09-25 14:44:34 UTC  

@Salacious Swanky Cat shhh - don't ruin the fantasy!

2019-09-25 14:45:35 UTC  

just let us dream...

2019-09-25 14:59:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/626432538025525248/iotwb.png

2019-09-25 15:02:35 UTC  

sadly, that isn't as mindbending as "islam is right about women" or "its ok to be white"

2019-09-25 15:03:24 UTC  

I just want liberals to start criticizing Trudeau before the oct 21 election

2019-09-25 15:05:18 UTC  

now that is a valid reason xD

2019-09-25 16:20:24 UTC  

They'll never let consistency get in the way of point scoring for their team.

2019-09-25 17:07:39 UTC  

based

2019-09-25 17:15:03 UTC  

fvck prius

2019-09-25 17:15:54 UTC  

Is that real?

2019-09-25 17:16:25 UTC  

^

2019-09-25 17:17:06 UTC  

Guess I'll have to sell my Prius if I ever move out west

2019-09-25 17:17:30 UTC  

But I need it for urban camouflage

2019-09-25 17:18:29 UTC  

i saw a guy with a prius and a bumper sticker on it that said "yes I have a prius no i won't pay for your helathcare."
I shook his hand and complimented him on his heroism

2019-09-25 17:20:19 UTC  

I have a strict no-bumper-stickers policy.

2019-09-25 17:20:35 UTC  

good man

2019-09-25 17:21:07 UTC  

the number of bumper stickers correlates to the level of sanity of the owner/operator of said vehicle

2019-09-25 17:21:28 UTC  

the more bumper stickers, the less sanity

2019-09-25 17:21:40 UTC  

if you have a bumper sticker on a car that is newer than 1972 there's something wrong with you

2019-09-25 17:21:51 UTC  

^

2019-09-25 17:23:06 UTC  

Inverse correlation, then

2019-09-25 17:24:09 UTC  

right

2019-09-25 17:24:32 UTC  

Seems about right

2019-09-25 17:27:46 UTC  

And then you get the guy who has bumper stickers all over the back of his car, but they're just solid colour, matching the body. The hidden psycho

2019-09-25 17:28:47 UTC  

now *that's* 4D chess

2019-09-25 17:29:29 UTC  

I saw a car years ago that had bumper stickers for every presidential candidate going back to 1984, both Rep and Dem on their respective side of the car

2019-09-25 17:29:39 UTC  

lit