Message from @A. Spader
Discord ID: 674999378322128947
everyone is a sinner
otherwise you'd have the most mentally retarded being proclaimed sinless little jesuses
god loves drunks and fools
and no
women cant be sinners
the spirit of man ascends
the spirit of beast decends
and women
would heaven be heaven if we had to put up with women there
Would we have sexes in heaven if there's no point in reproducing?
@Nyaboron
Gets it.
@RuRu
Lol. Consider that. In the afterlife you have to put up with your wife for all eternity with no chance of sex.
Good job, nupticuck.
You're no longer 'married' in heaven @Unironic Ohio Supremecist
You're not forced to 'put up with a wife with no sex'
I'm sorry other people are 'nupticucks' because you don't know how to read 🤷♂️
Lolwut
Except you're just flat out wrong in your theology.
Suggesting you're the one who can't read.
stop drinking water, bigot
<:honkhonk:638181915530231831>
@A. Spader This has to be satire
I hope so
@FitnessByHeatherHeyer total e-girl. Just don't tell Catboi and go for it.
WHAT'S THAT
*perks up ears*
@FitnessByHeatherHeyer unless they deleted the article it's satire
I searched the author's name for april-june of 2019 and this article wasn't there
@A. Spader
If you insist.
Only beer for me from now on.
wait that wasn't what you were doing?
I mean...
Now I have a reason other than liking being drunk.
@A. Spader
Also, the article wasn't satire.
It was dumb, but not as dumb as the clickbait headline suggests.
they did delete it?
lol
I have to question every article I see now in 2020.