You're not forced to 'put up with a wife with no sex'

I'm sorry other people are 'nupticucks' because you don't know how to read 🤷‍♂️

Lolwut

Except you're just flat out wrong in your theology.

Suggesting you're the one who can't read.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663894258213715970/674990775930585098/FB_IMG_1581000691585.jpg

stop drinking water, bigot

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@A. Spader This has to be satire

I hope so

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer total e-girl. Just don't tell Catboi and go for it.

WHAT'S THAT

*perks up ears*

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer unless they deleted the article it's satire

I searched the author's name for april-june of 2019 and this article wasn't there

@A. Spader
If you insist.

Only beer for me from now on.

wait that wasn't what you were doing?

I mean...

Now I have a reason other than liking being drunk.

@A. Spader
Also, the article wasn't satire.

It was dumb, but not as dumb as the clickbait headline suggests.

they did delete it?

lol

I have to question every article I see now in 2020.

Especially if The creator has a suspect last name.

the author does write alot for the Pacific Standard

Spader you 6'6?

yep

Damn cracker

why do you ask

I'm 6'5 and have a hard enough time with clothes and shit

lol yeah finding clothes fucking sucks

have to custom order alot

Shopping in a mall is non existent

Sometimes can find jeans

wranglers are the only in store jeans of any quality that fit me

and the price is right on those

$20

American Tall is a decent website for dress shirts