bitches get wet for ecclesiastes

Can women be sinners?

Doesn't sinning require the mental faculties to know you're doing wrong?

no

everyone is a sinner

otherwise you'd have the most mentally retarded being proclaimed sinless little jesuses

god loves drunks and fools

and no

women cant be sinners

the spirit of man ascends

the spirit of beast decends

and women

would heaven be heaven if we had to put up with women there

Would we have sexes in heaven if there's no point in reproducing?

@Nyaboron
Gets it.

@RuRu
Lol. Consider that. In the afterlife you have to put up with your wife for all eternity with no chance of sex.

Good job, nupticuck.

You're no longer 'married' in heaven @Unironic Ohio Supremecist

You're not forced to 'put up with a wife with no sex'

I'm sorry other people are 'nupticucks' because you don't know how to read 🤷‍♂️

Lolwut

Except you're just flat out wrong in your theology.

Suggesting you're the one who can't read.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663894258213715970/674990775930585098/FB_IMG_1581000691585.jpg

stop drinking water, bigot

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@A. Spader This has to be satire

I hope so

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer total e-girl. Just don't tell Catboi and go for it.

WHAT'S THAT

*perks up ears*

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer unless they deleted the article it's satire

I searched the author's name for april-june of 2019 and this article wasn't there

@A. Spader
If you insist.

Only beer for me from now on.

wait that wasn't what you were doing?

I mean...

Now I have a reason other than liking being drunk.

@A. Spader
Also, the article wasn't satire.