I hope Matt talks about this tonight.

"fouling" rofl

I'd change my name to something to the effect of that article if I hadn't changed it 10 times in the past few months

What

We don't use that word here, "fouling". We use 'defecate', or 'use the bathroom on',

I've actually never heard that word used to describe a dog taking a dump haha

Yeah neither

England the fuck

You can foul a ball, when you send it out of bounds

But fouling a turd, thats a new one

I guess that means putting it on a colored person's property is the same as sending it out of bounds like in a ball game

Dog gets a 30 yard penalty!

Not surprised https://www.yahoo.com/news/men-now-afraid-give-women-cpr-case-theyre-accused-sexual-assault-131403949.html?soc_src=community&soc_trk=tw&guccounter=1

Yeah whoddathunkit

Same thing with the male executives not wanting to take on junior women

Feminism backfires once again

I mean CPR is a situation where your innocence is harder to prove

Isn't letting people die a crime too?

Considering you’re actually touching her tits and “kissing” her

Like in anime that shit counts as a kiss

Also yes at least in Australia

What if the 911 hotline instructs you to do it? Would they be charged too?

Sheesh

If you have a first aid license and you fail to provide aid in an accident you can be liable for any injury or fatality

Oi, you gotta license for that! lol

And in order to have _a lot_ of jobs here you kinda need/want a first aid license

Hell to even _volunteer_ licensees are looked upon favourably

Like... say to apply for the police force

Need first aid, basic numeracy and literacy, manual driver’s license to even be considered

But for that that’s pretty much expected, you’re a cop

But a truck driver?

Better have your first aid

Very

Cert*

Taxi driver?

Better have your first aid cert

Uber? Not required, but if someone suffers a seizure in your car and you don’t have a first aid cert

_Guess who’s fucked_

_GUESS WHO’S FUCKED_

_FUCKED AGAIN_

_DRIVER’S FUCKED_