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DailyMail and not the onion, huh?
I hope Matt talks about this tonight.
"fouling" rofl
I'd change my name to something to the effect of that article if I hadn't changed it 10 times in the past few months
What
We don't use that word here, "fouling". We use 'defecate', or 'use the bathroom on',
I've actually never heard that word used to describe a dog taking a dump haha
Yeah neither
England the fuck
You can foul a ball, when you send it out of bounds
But fouling a turd, thats a new one
I guess that means putting it on a colored person's property is the same as sending it out of bounds like in a ball game
Dog gets a 30 yard penalty!
Yeah whoddathunkit
Same thing with the male executives not wanting to take on junior women
Feminism backfires once again
I mean CPR is a situation where your innocence is harder to prove
Isn't letting people die a crime too?
Considering you’re actually touching her tits and “kissing” her
Also yes at least in Australia
What if the 911 hotline instructs you to do it? Would they be charged too?
Sheesh
If you have a first aid license and you fail to provide aid in an accident you can be liable for any injury or fatality
Oi, you gotta license for that! lol
And in order to have _a lot_ of jobs here you kinda need/want a first aid license
Hell to even _volunteer_ licensees are looked upon favourably
Like... say to apply for the police force
Need first aid, basic numeracy and literacy, manual driver’s license to even be considered
But for that that’s pretty much expected, you’re a cop
But a truck driver?
Better have your first aid
Very
Cert*
Taxi driver?
Better have your first aid cert
Uber? Not required, but if someone suffers a seizure in your car and you don’t have a first aid cert
_Guess who’s fucked_
_GUESS WHO’S FUCKED_
_FUCKED AGAIN_