Message from @aguyyouknow

Discord ID: 560903433188802562


2019-03-28 18:50:08 UTC  

I am 100% for cutting puerto rico loose

2019-03-28 18:55:40 UTC  

I am 100% for Puerto Rican statehood

2019-03-28 18:55:48 UTC  

It's finally time

2019-03-28 18:56:37 UTC  

<bernie voice>
as long as they pay their fare share of taxes
</bernie voice>

2019-03-28 18:58:06 UTC  

Im not for absorbing their debts. Im also not for continued disaster relief. We should not absorb the cost of disasters federally. The extra building costs etc is a part of the price you pay to live on a tropical island

2019-03-28 18:58:27 UTC  

Same for florida and california, they can f off

2019-03-28 18:59:00 UTC  

i think we should take on PR only if we give away another state

2019-03-28 18:59:04 UTC  

then we don't need to buy new flags 😃

2019-03-28 18:59:33 UTC  

i'm willing to donate california to the ocean

2019-03-28 18:59:44 UTC  

I would support a federal loan program to rebuild, that has limits, and i would support military aid to get threw the immediate issue, but not years long rebuilding

2019-03-28 19:00:33 UTC  

Gib Alaska. Y'all took the Yukon's waterfront property

2019-03-28 19:01:19 UTC  

How about we absorb alberta :p

2019-03-28 19:01:55 UTC  

Alberta is more like a midwest state than a canadian territory anyhow

2019-03-28 19:02:26 UTC  

i'll trade you alberta for vermont

2019-03-28 19:02:37 UTC  

but you can't have my new hampshire

2019-03-28 19:02:44 UTC  

or my rookie pennsylvania card

2019-03-28 19:04:48 UTC  

Alberta is the closest thing we have to a Texas. No deal

2019-03-28 19:05:31 UTC  

We need the political counterweight

2019-03-28 19:09:59 UTC  

let Styx get out of Vermont before we trade it off, @Lord Touchington!

2019-03-28 19:10:52 UTC  

ok, but we're making you take lady gaga

2019-03-28 19:12:03 UTC  

You know what? Sure. That's pretty low-impact

2019-03-28 19:12:15 UTC  

She'll get taxed to shit anyway

2019-03-28 19:13:00 UTC  

Fairly certain we already got stuck with lady gaga, isnt she a mainstayer on the vegas strip now?

2019-03-28 19:13:42 UTC  

then you can have jim carey

2019-03-28 19:14:03 UTC  

that seems harsh

2019-03-28 19:14:11 UTC  

michael moore?

2019-03-28 19:45:21 UTC  

Jim Carey is already Canadian.

2019-03-28 19:45:33 UTC  

then they should take him back

2019-03-28 19:45:40 UTC  

and apologize

2019-03-28 19:56:03 UTC  

We're only taking one

2019-03-28 19:56:59 UTC  

Bieber

2019-03-28 19:58:16 UTC  

I'd heard he had sorted himself out and just wants to be left the fuck alone now

2019-03-28 20:03:54 UTC  

Bieber is much more tolerable now.

2019-03-28 20:13:58 UTC  

I remember seeing a video of him a few years back

2019-03-28 20:14:11 UTC  

where he was trying to leave his driveway (in his car) and was being swarmed by paparazzi

2019-03-28 20:14:17 UTC  

and the car bumped into one of them, who fell over

2019-03-28 20:15:04 UTC  

so Bieber got out of his car and personally tried to help the guy out, then got pissed at the reporters that just tried to use it as an opportunity to shove cameras in his face and basically said "you guys are fucking awful; there's someone in front of you that's hurt and THIS is all you can think of doing?"