or my rookie pennsylvania card

Alberta is the closest thing we have to a Texas. No deal

We need the political counterweight

let Styx get out of Vermont before we trade it off, @Lord Touchington!

ok, but we're making you take lady gaga

You know what? Sure. That's pretty low-impact

She'll get taxed to shit anyway

https://tenor.com/GDRh.gif

Fairly certain we already got stuck with lady gaga, isnt she a mainstayer on the vegas strip now?

https://tenor.com/v1rc.gif

then you can have jim carey

that seems harsh

michael moore?

Jim Carey is already Canadian.

then they should take him back

and apologize

We're only taking one

Bieber

I'd heard he had sorted himself out and just wants to be left the fuck alone now

Bieber is much more tolerable now.

I remember seeing a video of him a few years back

where he was trying to leave his driveway (in his car) and was being swarmed by paparazzi

and the car bumped into one of them, who fell over

so Bieber got out of his car and personally tried to help the guy out, then got pissed at the reporters that just tried to use it as an opportunity to shove cameras in his face and basically said "you guys are fucking awful; there's someone in front of you that's hurt and THIS is all you can think of doing?"

made me gain a lot of respect for the guy

https://twitter.com/robreiner/status/1110351981963440129

lol keep reaching, lefties

And I wouldn't be surprised if Bieber is redpilled now lol

hopefully they release the report

unlike the smollett stuff

i know it doesn't exonerate him, but it closes the case for what they were investigating

so they need to drop it and move on

I could name more corrupt presidents without thought

Has he never heard of the gilded age lmao

Calling Trump corrupt every five seconds like people like him do, is just the Boomer version of, "He's literally Hitler"

i'm also tired of the "he failed because he bankrupted 5 companies"

5 out of 500 isn't bad...

if i had that record i'd be pretty happy

And @Lord Touchington yeah, I mean Trump probably shouldn't have said "Complete Exoneration!" in bold and underlined, it makes for low hanging fruit for Dems to snatch and say he knew he would be exonerated because of 'Muh #Barrshutdown'

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/chris-evans-talks-trump-tom-brady-anxiety-retirement-rumors-1196705

https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2019/03/27/job-ad-seeks-wizards-for-host-of-government-jobs_a_23701561/