if anything I called you a derringer

Two shots.

The wee little gun?

aye

yeah

buffalo chicken MRE took the top spot as MRE GOAT

@Clive @uncephalized @Deleted User
You can't afford me:
https://www.bondarms.com/Old-Glory-TV-Special-Offer-Package-1/

Mandy: more expensive than a 2 dollar whore

Much more.

good thing I'm not in the market for a hirsute paranoiac

Why are sandwiches such god-tier foods. Totally trying that fried PB&J as soon as I can.

don't sleep on soup

You're not paranoid if people are, in fact, out to get you.
Cué my ex-inlaws (both sets)...

Why are they out to get you?

That's not for discussion here.

Yes Mistress

Can I go to my bowl?

Go away.

Thank you Mistress, I was most thirsty!

Wait

a fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

What's that about?

I met this guy named Jason once. This has nothing to do with anything.

https://imgur.com/e2TaQEQ

Holy shit, that just keeps getting worse.

That really sucks

I want to know what happens next

Dang, first super cool, then God was like oh you wanna try life on hard settings, enjoy.

Awwww shiiiiiieeetttt....

¿Did he make it down alive? 😲

So uh, am I the only person that really doesn't like legal eagle? He looks like Jim Halpert, if Jim was a scumbag.

lol

idk he has interesting stuff to say occasionally

but I don't really watch his vids I just leave em playing while I do something else

@DJ_Anuz I've seen a couple of his videos, he's meh. Viva Frei is better for youtube legal talk.

Isn't legal eagle the douche that tried to claim that Captain Marvel was totally justified in assaulting the guy on that deleted scene?

Yes

I'd see that, mainly cuz I hate Carl Manvers

I think so

link me that shiz

He looks like the kind of lawyer that would jump to take that case if it came down to a real lawsuit too...