I will grant that it is only great with tabasco

but still

I liked ity

#DontEatTheEggs. Even with tobaco.

I will not appologize

I'm serious guys, make a PB&J then spread a little butter on the outside of the bread and grill in a cast iron pan until golden brown.

You can thank me later.

I will try that

Make sure and eat it while it's hot.

That's what she said...

boom

And you people call me derranged...

if anything I called you a derringer

Two shots.

The wee little gun?

aye

yeah

buffalo chicken MRE took the top spot as MRE GOAT

@Clive @uncephalized @Deleted User
You can't afford me:
https://www.bondarms.com/Old-Glory-TV-Special-Offer-Package-1/

Mandy: more expensive than a 2 dollar whore

Much more.

good thing I'm not in the market for a hirsute paranoiac

Why are sandwiches such god-tier foods. Totally trying that fried PB&J as soon as I can.

don't sleep on soup

You're not paranoid if people are, in fact, out to get you.
Cué my ex-inlaws (both sets)...

Why are they out to get you?

That's not for discussion here.

Yes Mistress

Can I go to my bowl?

Go away.

Thank you Mistress, I was most thirsty!

Wait

a fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

What's that about?

I met this guy named Jason once. This has nothing to do with anything.

https://imgur.com/e2TaQEQ

Holy shit, that just keeps getting worse.

That really sucks

I want to know what happens next

Dang, first super cool, then God was like oh you wanna try life on hard settings, enjoy.

Awwww shiiiiiieeetttt....