supposed to be

just one of those things.

nothing is anything but how it was always going to be

this is how this huge screwup led to me being here when I was going to be there

and that's when we met

yeah I don't believe in coicidence

and yet we still plan for the future...

thinking we are going to be able to control it somehow

right

I almost quit college and moved across country for a girl

what changed your mind?

And then she all of a sudden stopped talking to me and got a BF

But that wasnt what changed my mind. What changed my mind is i prayed about it and I was led to not move to make life altering decisions

well that's that

@Deleted User
*"veggie omelet was an amazing mre"*
What an aweful thing to say to these people... I do hope you're just trying to play a practical joke.

I am not pulling your leg

I loved that MRE

...
¿And they say I'm deranged?
I don't get it...

I will grant that it is only great with tabasco

but still

I liked ity

#DontEatTheEggs. Even with tobaco.

I will not appologize

I'm serious guys, make a PB&J then spread a little butter on the outside of the bread and grill in a cast iron pan until golden brown.

You can thank me later.

I will try that

Make sure and eat it while it's hot.

That's what she said...

boom

And you people call me derranged...

if anything I called you a derringer

Two shots.

The wee little gun?

aye

yeah

buffalo chicken MRE took the top spot as MRE GOAT

@Clive @uncephalized @Deleted User
You can't afford me:
https://www.bondarms.com/Old-Glory-TV-Special-Offer-Package-1/

Mandy: more expensive than a 2 dollar whore

Much more.

good thing I'm not in the market for a hirsute paranoiac

Why are sandwiches such god-tier foods. Totally trying that fried PB&J as soon as I can.