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100 million Jews on a pallet sent to Iran
sorry, thought I was on the hentai server
What kind of hentai are you watching?
If we send a chicken into space is it considered a shuttlecock?
...
Upon reflection... Yes. Yes it is.
Fight me.
only if it's male i guess
Jesus came to deliver us from our sins.Peter elaborated that eating bacon was no longer a sin.
I’ll let you decide which is more important
¿Por qué no los dos?
Hey if you're a midwest nerd like me, then you probably like mst3k. Tonight's episode is Devil Fish, starring Real Actual Floridians. https://youtu.be/eqsYyFRMVWA
@Avald strip the ``?width=400&height=299`` part of the URL off because it's too small otherwise
i did... i hate how that always gets appended 😦
it's time to convene the kangaroo living room court
there's been a crime
wassa crime
a couple weeks ago my daughter started arresting people and putting them in jail
a court emerged in the living room
it was chaos
lmao
well, I don't think there were any crimes that time
I got arrested first
I did my time like a man and stayed out of trouble once I got out on parole
all the other kids got arrested and it went out of control
at one point there was a jailbreak and the sheriff (my four year old daughter) started crying
they were holding court and my wife was giving false witness testimony to get people convicted
a little while after that my wife borrowed two hundred bucks from the bank of my sock drawer
I called in that debt today, and she went and took three hundred more out to pay off the debt
I think I need to convene the court
you can't just rob the bank in broad daylight to pay off your debt to the bank
she's acting like I owe her a hundred now
Perhaps you could grease the sheriff's palms to give your side of the story its proper weight
a few cookies here and there should do it
dude, the sheriff has been in my pocket since the day she was born
my wife doesn't know how much power I have in this justice system
most excellent
she'll never see it coming
a couple gummy treats to grease the wheels wouldn't hurt though
¿Why did I just get cussed out in Farglish for 15 minutes on my work phone?
Yo no es feliz. 😠🙄