That’s one of those if you give a mouse a cookie scenarios

yeah

I edc a PPQ so it's not even possible for me rn anyway

If you get a red dot for your gun, you’ll have to get a holster to work with it

and a gun capable of having a red dot mounted

And then you might as will put a light on it and have to get a proper holster for that as well

Sooner or later we’re all going to end up with a bottle of alcohol in one hand filling out a ATF tax form with the other wondering where it all went wrong

Have u tried red dot?

Last pallet of the night is Jews

I mean juice

100 million Jews on a pallet sent to Iran

sorry, thought I was on the hentai server

What kind of hentai are you watching?

If we send a chicken into space is it considered a shuttlecock?

...
Upon reflection... Yes. Yes it is.
Fight me.

only if it's male i guess

Jesus came to deliver us from our sins.Peter elaborated that eating bacon was no longer a sin.

I’ll let you decide which is more important

¿Por qué no los dos?

Hey if you're a midwest nerd like me, then you probably like mst3k. Tonight's episode is Devil Fish, starring Real Actual Floridians. https://youtu.be/eqsYyFRMVWA

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551544391395835914/631347717297405973/IMG-20191009-WA0001.jpg

@Avald strip the ``?width=400&height=299`` part of the URL off because it's too small otherwise

i did... i hate how that always gets appended 😦

it's time to convene the kangaroo living room court

there's been a crime

wassa crime

a couple weeks ago my daughter started arresting people and putting them in jail

a court emerged in the living room

it was chaos

over what

lmao

well, I don't think there were any crimes that time

I got arrested first

I did my time like a man and stayed out of trouble once I got out on parole

all the other kids got arrested and it went out of control

at one point there was a jailbreak and the sheriff (my four year old daughter) started crying

they were holding court and my wife was giving false witness testimony to get people convicted

a little while after that my wife borrowed two hundred bucks from the bank of my sock drawer

I called in that debt today, and she went and took three hundred more out to pay off the debt

I think I need to convene the court