Message from @Black Cat
Discord ID: 631644599135240213
a couple weeks ago my daughter started arresting people and putting them in jail
a court emerged in the living room
it was chaos
over what
lmao
well, I don't think there were any crimes that time
I got arrested first
I did my time like a man and stayed out of trouble once I got out on parole
all the other kids got arrested and it went out of control
at one point there was a jailbreak and the sheriff (my four year old daughter) started crying
they were holding court and my wife was giving false witness testimony to get people convicted
a little while after that my wife borrowed two hundred bucks from the bank of my sock drawer
I called in that debt today, and she went and took three hundred more out to pay off the debt
I think I need to convene the court
you can't just rob the bank in broad daylight to pay off your debt to the bank
she's acting like I owe her a hundred now
Perhaps you could grease the sheriff's palms to give your side of the story its proper weight
a few cookies here and there should do it
dude, the sheriff has been in my pocket since the day she was born
my wife doesn't know how much power I have in this justice system
she'll never see it coming
a couple gummy treats to grease the wheels wouldn't hurt though
¿Why did I just get cussed out in Farglish for 15 minutes on my work phone?
Yo no es feliz. 😠🙄
Yo no estoy feliz.
Ya, that too...
Guys I saw the Joker and now I’m gonna go join a clown gang 🤡
Awesome.
so is anyone else not getting the youtube previews anymore?
I'm not
I've been wondering about that
But now I'm seeing other users/servers complain about it too
It's a bug. They're working on it
kay, i was afraid that they changed something permanently on their end
thanks for the heads up
the moment youre taking a music through cultures class and he plays Shaun Mendez
Who?
A whiny-voiced little shit who does Nice Guy™ songs
Sounds like I’m not missing out on anything.
Not a whit, friendo
I think the only reason he's popular is because he's reasonably attractive; if he were a regular dude singing songs about how a woman should notice that he's *truly* the right one for her, not her jerk boyfriend, people would just make fun of him instead lul